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Harambe, now I know I was wrong
I messed up and now you're gone
Harambe, I'm sorry I shot you
Oh, I never expected you to die
And leave me feeling this empty

Your grunts right now would sound like music to me
Please come home 'cause I miss you Harambe

Harambe, come home
Harambe, come home
Harambe, come home

Harambe, can't you see I was blind?
I'll do anything to bring you back
More than a gorilla, you're my best friend
Too cool to forget, come back 'cause we are family
And forgive me for making you wanna die

And now my heart is beating like the saddest metronome
Somewhere I hope you're reading my latest three-word poem

Harambe, come home
Harambe, come home
Harambe, come home

Harambe, come home
Harambe, come home
Harambe, come home

Harambe, come home
Harambe, come home

Harambe, come home
Harambe, come home
Harambe, won't you come home?

Many people have asked me, how do you do it Vladimir? How do you achieve hands-free ejaculation and perfect it to the point of folding your semen over a thousand times in order to become so good at playing videogames and watching anime? The answer, like all of you must've heard it over those thousand times by now, is in fact quite not so simple. First you have to really train your prostate and think of it as en extension of your chakra and soul. In order to do so you may need various equipment to help you really activate your autism and enter a what I like to call an "Erratic Sage Mode of Ultimate Semen". Only then will you truly understand the desperation of Hitler during his most pained moments of life.

He's a hacker

Who's always there to keep the dirty bean out of our White bean burrito? La Migra, the word you yell in a mexican michucana super store. Never fear La Migra is here to keep our borders safe and clean. If you see Jose without propper papers or a green card, let your local La Migra know. Keep chico from tainting our White America!