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70.4 hrs on record (27.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game is not only good, but it is life changing. The character design is unlike any other game I have ever played. In most games you will find over sexualized unrealistic characters. But if you take a look at Paladins, you have characters like Buck. Now, Buck has the greatest calves you will ever see on a man and i challenge you to find another character with better calves. His calves allow me to sleep well at night knowing that if anything bad would happen to me, Buck's calves would emerge from the shadows and save me from any other danger that might lurk in the darkest parts of my house. His godly calves allow him soar through the air with the force unmatched by any other mortal being, and stomp out anyone who stands in my way. He has sort of become my best friend and i can't go three hours without thinking of his calves. This has not only concerned my parents, but also my peers. I need Buck's calves to carry out my day normally. I have had to take 15 minute breaks in the middle of class just so I don't break down in tears. Over all, Paladins is pretty cool.
Posted 13 February, 2017. Last edited 13 February, 2017.
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