I've seen this dude play, he doesn't even use a monitor. He visualizes the map in a detailed rendering, completely in his mind. He has a biological wallhack; his godlike perception highlights all enemies within light-years. His eyes are closed as his mouse gracefully swerves across the table, making immaculate twitches as he flicks from head to head. The bullets that escape his gun barrel are surgical; each making a deadly strike in between his opponent's eyes. His spray control is otherworldly, his crosshair erratically jolting across the screen as his wrist muscles perfectly predict the next bullet's location. Time literally stops as he peeks, sunlight curving as his trigger finger impacts his left mouse button, sending enemies to a digital shadow realm before they even know what happened. He is un-killable. He is undefeatable. This "man" is the epitome of eternal.

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠉⠉⠀⠀⠉⠉⢹⠀⠀⠀⠀I want you to know that Jesus loves YOU
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⠀⡇⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⢀⠇⡇ Jesus said to him, “I am the way, and the truth, and the life.
⠀⢧⠘⢴⠲⣄⠈⠉⠉⠀⢀⡴⢲⠞⢰⠀No one comes to the Father except through me."
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⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⡱⢸⠁⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀there is only one way to the Father. I pray you accept Jesus as your
⠀⠀⠀⡞⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⡇⠀⠀⠸⠀⠀⠀personal Savior. He has changed my life and He will change yours.

Hey, Purple™!

I'm an admin from PinkieCraft 🌈, the pony roleplay Minecraft server that you play on!
I wanted to personally extend my thank you for the $1k you donated to help keep the server alive! Next time you log on make sure to let me know and i'll gift you that custom pony body you asked for!

And we apologise for not making this clear but unfortunately we don't support the "Neigh Harder!" mod as it is a child friendly server. This is why your pony will not engage in sexual acts with you.

Thanks! Love from PinkieCraft 🌈!

Hey bro i think you left your shaft ring in my ass last night. just wandering if you wanted that back at sometime? maybe we can meet back up at the park for another round and get back down to business. i might need some help getting it out as i think its managed to turn sideways in there and is now causing a blockage. Any help would be awesome man.

over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a cs lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. He then started fat rimming me. Don't trust this guy.

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