Merry Christmas good buddy!

Who?

what, cig's copypastas?

but I'm pretty sure all of them are literral ♥♥♥♥

Damn RCV you have a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ wall of text over here

You've stolen my vibrator for the last time. You think I can't hear that ♥♥♥♥ while you're hammering away behind your two ply ♥♥♥♥♥♥ cardboard excuse for a door? Guess what, son, I'm not retarded, I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ know what you've been doing, that thing is a turbo powered hyper rabbit triple x wet ♥♥♥♥♥ machine, which makes sense why you use it, you surely didn't get your ♥♥♥♥ from your father, I can say that. You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 18 you're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ adult, stop stealing your moms pleasure activator and man the ♥♥♥♥ up, walk into the nearest sex shop slap down a ten and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ slide in some anal beads. I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tired of cleaning up the ♥♥♥ stains you tell me are coffee creamer, I'm not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded. Plug yourself you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ virgin.
Love, Mom.