( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮FIRST COMMENT OF 2012 GET ♥♥♥♥♥♥ EVERYONE ELSE ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮

I am in the middle of carrying a league of legends game about to close it out, and my bra-less wife brings me a sandwich (not asked for) with chips as I get a double kill bot lane.

So how is your day going?

I've been a Furry for 10 years now and want to stop. The problem is that the group of furs that I hang out with don't like me now and if I took my fursuit off, they would probably beat me up and kill me. My last boyfriend (a cute b/w wolf) gave me herpes on my ass and now I have a hard time taking a ♥♥♥♥. Sometimes I have to take an Ex-lax so my ♥♥♥♥ will come out easy.

I've never had sex with a girl, because I don't know how to pick them up. That's why I turned Furry. But now I'm just tired of guys ripping my ass when they don't use lubrication. I've had to get stitches three times. I went out with a fox last night who said he only gives, he doesn't receive, so I had to suck his ♥♥♥♥ and he made me swallow or he would kick my ass.

Howdy partner