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My mum (82F) told me (12M) to do the dishes (16) but I (12M) was too busy playing Fortnite (3 kills) so I (12M) grabbed my controller (DualShock 4) and threw it at her (138kph). She ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ died, and I (12M) went to prison (18 years). While in prison I (12M) incited several riots (3) and assumed leadership of a gang responsible for smuggling drugs (cocaine) into the country. I (12M) also ordered the assassination of several celebrities (Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley and Jeffrey Epstein) and planned a terrorist attack (9/11). Reddit, AITA?

Okay, let’s see what we’re working with... Woah- Nice ♥♥♥. Thick but not too flaccid. Perfect length. A nice 80° angle. Could trim the hairs a bit but we’ll work on it. Yep... I’d say that’s a pretty nice ♥♥♥. I rate it... 8.5 / 10. Good job, kiddo.

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