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Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? She was your fathers exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems. Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training”. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange ♥♥♥♥♥ mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 in half. We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.

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negev player

>be me

>bottomless pit supervisor

>in charge of making sure the bottomless pit is, in fact, bottomless

>occasionally have to go down there and check if the bottomless pit is still bottomless

>one day I go down there and the bottomless pit is no longer bottomless

>the bottom of the bottomless pit is now just a regular pit

>distress.jpg

>ask my boss what to do

>he says "just make it bottomless again"

> I say "how"

>he says "I don't know, you're the supervisor"

>rage.jpg

>quit my job

>become a regular pit supervisor

>first day on the job, go to the new hole

>its bottomless

- rep popushenaya shalava otchima s chitami wh soft aim report him cheater