I have of often dreamed
Of a little friend who looks just like me, except much smaller and deformed
Who could cheer me on, heugh
With his arms retard strong
And can make me look good
When I stand right next to him
I will find this FREAK
Ill be his role model
I will dress him up
To look just like my *laugh* self
I know everyone
Will make lots of fun
But it won't matter cause hell e my huuuuuuur-
-culaaaaahhhd