A DMG & the Founder & Leader of -]TDM[- "The Digital Mafia". Primarily a utility player that can play all positions. We are recruiting currently. You must be a Gold Nova 1 or higher. A hard playing silver will be considered. Maturity and team play is the key though. I am a full time CSGO player. I am retired 40 years old, wife and 3 kids, and I log about 55 hours a week in game. The best part of being gold is being apart of overwatch. Now a little about me...I like Mandarin Chinese cause I love oranges. Good Samaritan, age out washed-up athlete, especially gifted napper. I am a gifted raper but I only rap caucasionally. I prefer my puns intended. I always feel sad for seedless watermelons, because what if they wanted babies? Chuck Norris looks under his bed for me. I'm deeply entwined with my emotions and the emotions of a special someone. I have a girlfriend and her name is Fannie Licker, There is just someting about her that captures me deep. I love to cuddle against her boobs (they have a little hair because her body makes too much testosterone.... I cuddle up next to her and watch never been kissed with Drew Barrymore, I always cry on that movie. I am not a failure in life, my success is just postponed for quite some time now. The only thing stopping me from being pure ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is my lack of motivation. I got tired of my neighbor, and wanted a fence but could not afford one. So I started doing naked Yoga in the backyard, and he paid to put up the fence! Miley Cirus can get half naked and lick a hammer and they call it "Art", The_Dickncyder does it and he gets tazered, arested and tossed out of the Home Depot. You can follow me if you feel like it. You can also put peanut butter in your butthole, if you feel like it.