Wedding, n:
A ceremony at which two persons undertake to become one, one undertakes
to become nothing and nothing undertakes to become supportable.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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Those who are mentally and emotionally healthy are those who have
learned when to say yes, when to say no and when to say whoopee.
-- W.S. Krabill
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QOTD:
"My life is a soap opera, but who gets the movie rights?"
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<change_m2> Will LINUX ever overtake sliced bread as the #1 achievement
of mankind?
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Live long and prosper.
-- Spock, "Amok Time", stardate 3372.7
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Biz is better.
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Marriage is not merely sharing the fettucine, but sharing the
burden of finding the fettucine restaurant in the first place.
-- Calvin Trillin
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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it is too
dark to read.
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' I really should talk to him, sir. He's had a near-death experience!'
'We a

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