accept my friend request please

He joined the navy to get away from his baby momma.

Private Ricky reporting on the poop deck

I heard that he was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ around on deck and decided to go for a swim. Little did he know the propulsion sucked him under and tore him into fish chum. His final words which were muffled underwater were "Is that a whale?"

RIP ricky boy, prolly dead in the ocean somewhere already <3 Navy semen best semen

I once saw this boy in his tight underpants..... It made me lightly jizz in my pants. I know I know that sounds like you, but I swear if you ever ♥♥♥ to my baby Ill ♥♥♥♥ slap you so hard you feel the thunder of god shock threw you crouch. You'll be paralyzed from the base of your ♥♥♥♥ to the end. About 3 inches of palatalization.