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Control Room Director: You think he's on to us, Christof?
Christof: No, he's an idiot.
😩
[Brian has just peed on a Supermarket floor]
Peter: Jeez Brian, where do you think you are, Payless?
😬
[watching a baseball game]
Stewie: Why does that man drop his club before he runs? I would bring it with me.
🤠
<dark> Culus: Building a five-meter-high replica of the Empire State
Building with paperclips is impressive. Doing it blindfolded is
eleet.
😫
The world is made of four elements: Earth, Air, Fire and Water.
This is a fact well known even to Corporal Nobbs. It's also wrong.
There's a fifth element, and generally it's called Suprise.
(The Truth)
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🍖🥒🎫| CONFUSING RIDDLE:
🎈🐟🚕|
Q: What's the difference between a duck and an elephant?
A: You can't get down off an elephant.
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