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14 of 28 (50%) achievements earned:
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Go Left

Move to the left.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2019 @ 6:51pm

Go Right

Move to the right.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2019 @ 6:51pm

Fire Inspector

Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2019 @ 6:59pm

Early Bird

Swallow every worm.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2019 @ 11:25am

Self Defence

Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2019 @ 7:39pm

Swan Tamer

Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2019 @ 7:41pm

Popcorn Buffet

Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2019 @ 7:28pm

A Better John

Start taking responsibility for you actions.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2019 @ 8:25pm

Always Finishes First

Good at video games. Terrible at sex.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2019 @ 11:50am

Generous Lover

Finish last in a Party Mode game.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2019 @ 11:32am

Spare Wheel

Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2019 @ 11:40am

Magnetic Basshole

Win Lights Out in under five seconds.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2019 @ 11:34am

Till Death Do Us

Have sex in the Date Night graveyard.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2019 @ 6:50pm

Autopaedicatio

Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2019 @ 6:39pm



Most Improved Tapulator

Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu.

Sleep No More

Don't let sleeping dongs lie.

Bulking Gear

Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.

Paperwork

Submit your monthly physical report.

Clumsy

Die a lot of times in your nightmares.

Master Unlocker

Collect enough milk to fill the tank.

Couch Party

Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.

The Perfect Partner

Marry yourself in Abstinence.

My Precious

Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.

Safety First

Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles.

Fussy Lover

Save yourself for that special orgy.
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