Lyrics:



[chorus]



I'm doin' your mom, Yes yours!

First saw her in the Wal-Mart pickin' out your drawers

Big Dolly Parton hair like an 80's prom queen

But her ass was lookin good all up in them mom jeans

I approached her in the checkout line, and said yo baby wassup?

She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin at her jugs.

Five minutes later she agreed to get with me

So we went and rocked the minivan like Giggity. Giggity. Giggity.



I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart.

I gave her a lift back to her crib cause her car wouldn't start

She invited me in the house and we started makin out again

How many times I tap that ass? OVER 9000!!

Yeah She called me Pledge cause I knocked the dust off it

She later made me a sandwich and she cut the crust off it

Cause she knows how I like it and that Im a little young

To be in the bed butt-naked doin your mom



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I like your mamas big butt, and I cannot lie

You other brothers cant deny that shes fly

We make sexy time yes and every night I tap that.

She saw me butt-naked now she thinks Im half black

Your moms the best the super M.I.L.F.

Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she aint a chef

And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol

But If I were you I wouldnt kiss your mom on the mouth at all



She likes the Donkey-Punch

She likes the Dirty Sanchez

Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed

She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I'll be honest

She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna

Shes so therapeutic When I need to cure my restlessness

I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your moms breastestess

I didnt wanna tell you but I had to write this song

cause Im in your house every night doin your mom



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