If the weather is extremely bad, church attendance will be down. If
the weather is extremely good, church attendance will be down. If the
bulletin covers are in short supply, however, church attendance will
exceed all expectations.
-- Reverend Chichester
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Hippogriff, n.:
An animal (now extinct) which was half horse and half griffin.
The griffin was itself a compound creature, half lion and half eagle.
The hippogriff was actually, therefore, only one quarter eagle, which
is two dollars and fifty cents in gold. The study of zoology is full
of surprises.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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<apt> it has been said that redhat is the thing Marc Ewing wears on
his head.
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Q: What is green and lives in the ocean?
A: Moby Pickle.
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Hawkeye's Conclusion:
It's not easy to play the clown when you've got to run the whole
circus.
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#Suriideírtvalamit :)

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amazing at csgo ;') needs to be recruited for faze he's that good!