Jubily Schoobily

Hello, I am a Reddit Armchair programmer™ . I am a member of an elite programming group called Le Reddit Army, where everyone is an expert at everything. I am an expert at VAC and Counter-Strike programming. Even though I can't show you any proof of experience, my mum told me I am smart and I took some programming courses in high school (which I failed anyway because I am very intelligent but the education system did not motivate me).

Today I am here to tell the incompetent cretins at Valve how to do their jobs by using my vast intellect and euphoria to solve this game's most important problems. All they have to do is add these lines of code:

spectator.smoke = player.smoke;
jump.hitbox.fix();
server.tick = 128;
server.cheats = false;
pistols.nerf();
echo "Praise le reddit armie";
It is that simple, Valve. I will await your hiring offer at any moment.

Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "global counter" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server and i am play normal. pls no copy pasterino my story.

+rep fast and reliable trader

+rep fair nice and fast trader

+rep sold him 10 keys on paypal went easy and smooth. i went first.