Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* Two women were standing at a funeral. "I blame myself for his death", said the wife.
"Why?" said her friend.
"Because I shot him", said the wife.
ㅤ* Women should not have children after Really... 35 children are enough.
ㅤ* Three monks are meditating in the Himalayas. One year passes in silence, and one of them says to the other, "Pretty cold up here isn't it?"
Another year passes and the second monk says, "You know, you are quite right."
Another year passes and the third monk says, "Hey, I'm going to leave unless you two stop jabbering!"
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m giggling!