和闺蜜在酒店无聊。一起出来玩

Hej

Good day old bean this is Archibald J. Ballsingob I would like to formally invite you to the International Ballsack Members Alliance it is only open to people who are ballsacks which you fall under this category joining gets you the benefits of discounts on ballsack oriented items such as the famous "Scrote Coat: A Coat For Your Scrote" and much more please respond this is only a limited time offer and we need all the ballsacks we can get

You're bad at literally everything.