The cat in the hat is a wonderful cat
But leftists could not be contented with that

In modern america everythings racist
They say as they search for invisible traces

A wonderful cat and a hat can't be funny
He has to be mocking black people for money

And even is doctor seuss had any intention
To do any wrong they will destroy his invention

You think that there is no way that this might be true
But for today's leftists the limits are few

With each days new outrage they simmer and stew
And suck in their faces until they turn blue