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老公不在家自己无聊 做暖
Dalmatia 16 Apr, 2023 @ 6:58am 
GG +REP
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Wook 31 Mar, 2023 @ 11:42am 
laggy my mans
Pretty 👧🏽 Marlowe ✿ 5 Feb, 2020 @ 9:47am 
You speak of courage. Obviously you do not know the difference between
courage and foolhardiness. Always it is the brave ones who die, the soldiers.
-- Kor, the Klingon Commander, "Errand of Mercy",
stardate 3201.7

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If voting could change the system, it would be illegal. If not voting
could change the system, it would be illegal.

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Why do they call it baby-SITTING when all you do is run after them?
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Peter: Lois, if this is your idea of a joke, you must write for Leno.
Stewie: Oh, oh you know, it is so fashionable to take a shot at Jay Leno. The fact is the man's out there every bloody night, with fresh material, and he's charming.
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Hors d'oeuvres -- a ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.
-- Jack Benny

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Darth Vader:
Commander, tear this ship apart until you've
found those plans. And bring me the passengers, I
want them alive!
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