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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really cute and nice xxx

I agree, guns are for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. People don’t need them. I prefer to use medieval weaponry. About a week ago, some 4 young urchins were attempting to rob my manor when I came down on them with my halberd. I managed to split one down the middle, but I couldn’t lift it to fight the other 3. My chainmail blocked their blows and let me make the flight of my stairs to my ballista. As they ran up, I fired the wooden beast nailing two to the wall. The last one spared no chance, as I laid hands on the claymore I keep on my coat of arms. I first cut him on the sword arm and laughed as I beheaded him, knowing I needed no guns to defend myself or my property.

Technically, pansexuality is the least gay sexuality

If you are straight, you like girls, who like guys, which means it's 25% gay

If you are gay, well that's 100% gay

Bisexuality is 50% gay, because you like both

Pansexuality however, is an attraction to all the genders, 56 are politically recognized, and only one is male, so Pansexuality only makes you 1.78% gay

This concludes my research, good day!

Today my son Ethan came home with another homework from his wacko teacher. According to his teacher, we are all supposed to be homosapiens". Lady you know nothing about Science l tell you what. There are people out there who consider themselves to be heterosapiens just like me and billions of people around the world. That lady sure is dumb. Just because she's one of them Lady Boys from Thailand doesn't mean we are all homosexuals. First thing tomorrow is giving that lady a piece of my mind.

My Nazi fetish makes my boyfriend uncomfortable. I NEED ADVICE. You appear to be experienced in these matters, so I'll give this a try. My boyfriend told me that he finds my Irma Grese/Ilse Koch-style Third Reich dominatrix costumes to be disturbing; he seems reluctant to participate in Lebensborn roleplaying and even Auschwitz guard/ male prisoner roleplaying. He also suggested gently that I take down the Hitler Youth propaganda posters that are currently hanging over my bed. Is Nazism a 'turnoff'? If so, why?

"ur mom gay"? oh yeah? well ur dad's lawyer's ex wife's realtor's plumber's doctor's girlfriend's mail man's orthodontist's 3rd grade teacher's barber's daughter's pediatrician's ex boyfriend's manager's wedding photographer's midwife's college professor's student's priest's dietitian's grandmother's OBGYN's ex husband's secretary's aunt's therapist's adopted son's celebrity crush's personal chef's uncle's bookie's bodyguard's mechanic's boss's wife's personal trainer's exterminator's dog trainer's husband's mistress's manicurist's garbage man's second cousin's cricket coach's ex girlfriend's dog's veterinarian's brother's electrician's dead great grandfather's funeral director's pharmacist's grandfather's physical therapist's son's dentist's stepmom's lover's acupuncturist's sister's boyfriend's stepdad's accountant's cousin once removed's handyman's mom gay

Pfft! You're ONLY a vegan? What a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hypocrite, you know plants are alive too. Oppression doesn't cease to be evil just because the oppressed aren't sentient organisms. How about trying to live off of absorbing the raw elements required for life directly through your cell membrane like our great ancestors, the amoebas, did. Why do you eat plants, I bet it's cause they don't guilt you with their screams but that doesn't mean they aren't in pain. You think you care about life, get on my level sweetie!

Why is the Globglogabgalab so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sexy? ♥♥♥♥! Every time I watch Strawinsky and the Mysterious house, I always wait for that one scene where the Globglogabgalab emerges from that book. ♥♥♥♥ it makes me so hard! Seeing his big, blobby form appear from nowhere just makes something... Click, within me. I instantly get an erection. I just can't help but start jacking it. When all those books come out and start dancing to his song, I get so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hyped that i just start windmilling my ♥♥♥♥ around. Then, when he says "I am the Yeast of thoughts and mind" I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nut all over my tv. Have you ever seen such a perfect creature? ♥♥♥♥! I'm getting hard just thinking about it!

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hey guys 😃 I just saw this really funny facebook meme! It's called uganda knucles! haha 😃 I just wanted to share it all with you 😃 I kno de wae 😃 haha! that's an example of how to use the meme! do you guys like it? Please share it if you do

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IM NOT A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WEABOO YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HATERS I JUST ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LIKE ANIME OK???!!!! STOP THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SPAM IM NOT PRETENDING TO BE BORN IN JAPAN I JUST FEEL LIKE JAPAN IS MY HOME BECAUSE AMERICA SUCKS (BTW PLEASE VOTE BERNIE OR ILL LEAVE THIS PLACE) SO REALLY SOMEONE NEEDS TO TELL YOU GUYS ONCE AND FOR ALL ITS NOT FUNNY TO ACCUSE ME OF BEING A WEABOO OR SOMETHING BECAUSE ITS JUST FALSE!!! IM AMERICAN AND NOT JAPANESE!!!! ALL I WANT IS TO LIVE THERE NOT BE JAPANESE OK I DONT GET WHATS WRONG WITH YOU if you wanna chat (girls only) add me on WarriorzNaruto303 on skype thx