You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have,
for instance.
-- Franklin P. Jones
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My NOSE is NUMB!
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Dhblah sidled closer. This was not hard. Dhblah sidled everywhere. *Crabs*
thought he walked sideways.
(Small Gods)
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'I like the sound of that,' said Mrs Palm.
'I like the echoes,' said Dr Downey.
(Feet of Clay)
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Bart: Can I be a boozehound?

Homer: Not till you're 15.

Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(annoyed grunt)ocious
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In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.
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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
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When nothing can possibly go wrong, it will.
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<edLin> LWE?
<edLin> Linux W?? E??
<seeS> will eatyou
<JHM> World Expo?
<edLin> i see
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.... Bro seriously?

knew it!

Drop skins.. my dream :c