16 inch schwartz alert! This is NOT a drill! I repeat. This is NOT a drill!

kill kill KILL. these were the exact words Daniel said to the fry cook who appeared to be new to his job, as daniel jumped over the counter and brutally, like gorily CLAWED this guys eyeballs out, like seriously, you could say it left a mark! And as i watched from behind the counter, processing what just ensued, he jumps 20 feet over to the top of the counter, in a crouched position to stop the giant recoil from his large leap, places the back of his hand on my cheek and murmurs something that no human vocal chords could recreate. and then leaps through the roof, breaking it, and landing on a poor innocent civilian, who was driving their daughter to work. that daughter will never look at things the same ever again. HOWEVER, this guy does figure skate prrrretty well. ~mixed rep

-rep GEEK

why

milk

why is the KGB here?