There's something you need to understand. I'm not the only guy you'll ever date. Maybe the first, not the last. Don't make this a popularity contest between boys. I'm just a guy. Just because we had a relationship doesn't make me any more special than anyone else. You need to leave me alone and stop this behavior. You're taking it way too far.

WHAT DID YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CALL ME?

A ♥♥♥♥♥♥?

DO YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KNOW WHAT ♥♥♥♥♥♥ EVEN MEANS? IT MEANS A HOMOSEXUAL. A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ QUEER. A WHOOPSY. A PRANCING LALA FRUITY BOY. YOU COME HERE, AND CALL ME ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THAT? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY GIGABYTES OF PORNOGRAPHY FEATURING ONLY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ !!!FEMALES!! I HAVE? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY TIMES A DAY I MASTURBATE TO THIS COLLECTION, HOW MANY HOURS I SPEND EXPANDING IT? NO, NO YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DON'T, YOU JUST COME IN HERE AND MAKE A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ JUDGEMENT ON ME LIKE YOu"RE SOME KIND OF JUDGER OF ♥♥♥♥ WHEN I STILL SMELL OF THE SEMEN FROM JACKING IT TO THE ♥♥♥♥♥ OF A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FEMALE THIS TEXT ISNT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CONFESSIONS, ALRIGHT IT'S YOU BEING A ♥♥♥♥♥, NEWSFLASH

Howdy. My name is Jed Masterson, and I'm a caravan boss for the Happy Trails Caravan Company. If you're hearing this, I have a job offer for you. Happy Trails is organizing an expedition north into Utah, off the Long 15, and we need people. We're looking for caravan guards, prospectors, couriers - if you're used to humping it across the Wastes straight toward trouble, we want you. If you've got a Pip-Boy, we definitely want you. On the other hand, if you're a greenhorn or a city-slicker spinning tales about your skills, you can kindly go hang. If we like your gumption, we'll pay you square and treat you fair. Find me, Jed Masterson, at the Northern Passage if you're interested. Luck to you.

I'll have two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.

I'll have two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.

I'll have two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.