I think i want carti to ♥♥♥♥ me

so i know it’s a bit of a joke that carti fans are rampant homosexuals, and while that’s all well and good, id generally consider myself a straight man with mild romantic interest in men(Ryan Gosling, Leonardo DiCaprio, & Jake Gyllenhaal to name a few). But not generally sexual at all.

but something about carti, and his voice, it sets something off in my head. it makes me want to kneel and submit like a dog that’s been properly trained by its owner. it’s like whenever he speaks, my brains focus is completely shifted to him. i can’t think of anything besides him and his wonderful voice. i imagine him saying my name, holding me, whispering into my ear, rubbing my back.

anyway, that’s just how i’ve been feeling since music dropped. was wondering if anyone felt the same way. <3 u all, even the 5’11s

Leí que la masturbación trae una notable mejora en el léxico. Me quedé absorto ante tal afirmación carente de raciocinio. Me exacerba cuando de soslayo, un petulante enarbola cultismos de rimbombantes como banales corolarios cuyo efímero fin es obnubilar.

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are :)