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well-adjusted, adj.:
The ability to play bridge or golf as if they were games.
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Machine: You have 113 new messages [Phone starts to beep]
Lois: Oh my!
Old Man: Uh, yeah, I was just wondering, uh... where the newspaper boy was. [beep]
Old Man: Haven't seen the newspaper in a couple days. Wonderin' if he ever gonna come back. [beep]
Old Man: Guess who? Sorry to leave you so many messages. Just lonely here. Thinkin' about the muscly-armed paperboy. Wishin' he'd come by and bring me some good news. [beep]
Old Man: Where are you? [beep]
Old Man: Ah, you're starting to piss me off, you little piggly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Call me.
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Professor: Ouch! That's going to bleed when my heart beats.
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People didn't hit you over the head with farmhouses back home.
-- Nanny Ogg gets homesick
(Terry Pratchett, Witches Abroad)
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You can get there from here, but why on earth would you want to?
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