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⣿⣸⠈⠄⠄⠰⠾⠴⢾⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢁⣾⢀⠁⠄⠄⠄⢠⢸⣿⣿
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⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠘⣿⣿⣿⡆⢀⣈⣉⢉⣿⣿⣯⣄⡄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⣿⣿
⣿⣿⡟⡜⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⠿⣿⣧⣽⣍⣾⣿⠿⠛⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠃⢿⣿
300 hours strong, all other games like it were killed by this piece of ♥♥♥♥
♥♥♥♥ this game.
300 hours strong, all other games like it were killed by this piece of ♥♥♥♥
♥♥♥♥ this game.
300 hours strong, all other games like it were killed by this piece of ♥♥♥♥
♥♥♥♥ this game.
-rep
"What would you like for your last meal?"
"I would like a banana please."
The executioner thinks it's weird, but shrugs and gives him a banana. The guy eats his banana, and gets strapped into the electric chair. When the flip the switch, nothing happens! In Bulgaria, such an act of divine intervention means you get released. (Look below for the rest)
Later, he falls asleep again, killing 2 people. He ends up on death row again. After a while, the same executioner from last time approaches him.
"You again? Dang! What do you want this time?"
"Two bananas please."
The executioner shrugs and hands him two bananas. There's no way he can cheat death twice! But, when they flip the switch, nothing happens again. The train driver walks a second time.
After another few months, the same dude shows up, having run over 3 people with a train. Exacerbated, the executioner approaches him.
"No more bananas! Today you fry."
But, when they flip the switch, nothing happens again.
"I don't get it," says the executioner.
"Don't worry" said the prisoner. "I'm just a very bad conductor."
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⢀⣿⠀⢀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⣿⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⢴⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣆
⢸⣿⠀⢸⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⣀⣠⣴⣾⣮⣝⠿⠿⠿⣻⡟
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Pd. he finds out how to trigger me real quickly with the f*king funny poopy
left 4 dead 2
now
♥♥♥♥
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
get here
you
little
♥♥♥♥♥♥
wanker
poofta
♥♥♥♥"
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guys, just leave the woman alone
Clunge Explorer: u poofter
Khosrau: ooF
Khosrau: ow
Khosrau: my feels
Khosrau: ooF
Clunge Explorer: ill ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rip ur mums ♥♥♥♥♥
Clunge Explorer: till she bleeds
Clunge Explorer: u ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ poofter ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥
Clunge Explorer: ur so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ trash
Khosrau: good for u yasie
: 2nd least dmg on team as yas :^)
Clunge Explorer: its a joke
Clunge Explorer: go back to bots ♥♥♥♥♥♥
Clunge Explorer: i solo killed u
Clunge Explorer: u didnt
Clunge Explorer: not once
Clunge Explorer: i have more cs
Clunge Explorer: i have more damage
Clunge Explorer: ur ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ useless
Clunge Explorer: ur ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ trash ♥♥♥♥
Clunge Explorer: literal 2v1 lane
Clunge Explorer: and still i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ killed u
Clunge Explorer: did u enjoy ur dads semen
Clunge Explorer: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ poofter ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥
Clunge Explorer: slit ur wrists
Clunge Explorer: u worthless pile of trash
Khosrau: ooF
Clunge Explorer left the lobby"
FuryKi11 left the lobby
Clunge Explorer: ur ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ trash
Clunge Explorer: kill urself please
Frankman44 left the lobby
LordBlubasaur left the lobby
Khosrau: hahaah
Clunge Explorer: 100 cs in 40 minutes
Indian Salesman
tesm
: 11 16
Clunge Explorer: surely a joke
Khosrau: i did better than u
SpledgyCheeseBal left the lobby
Clunge Explorer: u didnt solo kill me once
Indian Salesman
tesm
: imagine dying 16 times
Khosrau: ;]
Clunge Explorer: this while game
Clunge Explorer: u pile of steaming trash
Khosrau: nice engrish
Clunge Explorer: u ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥
Indian Salesman
tesm"
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Muffland
oh
silly me