Real programmers don't draw flowcharts. Flowcharts are, after all, the
illiterate's form of documentation. Cavemen drew flowcharts; look how
much good it did them.
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Professor Gorden Newell threw another shutout in last week's Chem Eng. 130
midterm. Once again a student did not receive a single point on his exam.
Newell has now tossed 5 shutouts this quarter. Newell's earned exam average
has now dropped to a phenomenal 30%.
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"I have more information in one place than anybody in the world."
-- Jerry Pournelle, an absurd notion, apparently about the BIX BBS
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Spreading peanut butter reminds me of opera!! I wonder why?
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That's one small step for a man; one giant leap for mankind.
-- Neil Armstrong
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May you die in bed at 95, shot by a jealous spouse.
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Leela: You buy one pound of underwear and you're on their list forever.
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Good and honest trader

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