As I scoop this ice cream in the blender i reminisce about all the cream it took to create such a sweet treat, I then pour the white liquid into the blender with the ice cream and begin to blend it. The milkshake is nice and thick the way I like it. As I drink this thick, white, mucus inducing liquid into my throat I swallow with gratitude.

This Makes me feel a type of way

I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As i penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door.