One of Bender's kids: Our dad is a giant toy!
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Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he
just whipped out a quarter?
-- Steven Wright
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The Rabbits The Cow
Here is a verse about rabbits The cow is of the bovine ilk;
That doesn't mention their habits. One end is moo, the other, milk.
-- Ogden Nash
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Fidelity, n.:
A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
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Blessed are the forgetful: for they get the better even of their blunders.
-- Nietzsche
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italic, adj:
Slanted to the right to emphasize key phrases. Unique to
Western alphabets; in Eastern languages, the same phrases
are often slanted to the left.
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Real Programmers don't write in FORTRAN. FORTRAN is for pipe stress freaks and
crystallography weenies. FORTRAN is for wimp engineers who wear white socks.
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Sorry, no fortune this time.
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