Recent reviews by CarelessWeeb

Sony try not to ruin a game challenge: impossible

Punch your own bullets to make them faster

It's probably cool if you have a 4090. Otherwise just play Portal. Also might have just been my settings but the cubes didn't glow like in the trailer.

You can play as Hunk.

The most complete game I've played in a while, and major things that would normally be dlc are being added as free updates.


... BUT IF I HEAR "I AM MELANIA, BLADE OF MIQUELLA" ONE MORE TIME I WILL SCREAM

Start game
Goes well for 3/4 of the game
Friend's game crashes leaving us with AI
Ai doesn't do anything crazy yet
Another friend crashes leaving us with another AI
Friend rages and gives all his money and cards to the AI
AI then uses all its money to place hotels everywhere
Everyone besides the ais and I bankrupt
All I needed to do is not hit any bad spots
Dodge spots like a dark souls boss
Just needs to get into jail to be safe
AI goes to jail, making it safe.
Keep avoiding all bad spots and makes it community chest
Community chest sends me to boardwalk
Boardwalk is owned by AI and has a hotel on it
Game crashes

My friend was right, this game is rigged. Do not buy this unless you want to break something, unless the game breaks first. Also, Ubisoft Connect.

I'm not entirely sure what else to say. I thought these games would just be simple little RPG maker horror games, but they were much more. I never thought a game like this would tell me things I needed to hear, and yet never considered.

Secret Word: Integrity

This one I got to go through blind and it made the experience much more worthwhile. It said what I needed to hear most, at a time where I needed to hear it. So thank you, and I will be playing the third game shortly after this to see what this all leads to.

Secret Word: Understanding

I saw Markiplier playing this and said "I'll give it a shot." Despite knowing what was going to come, somehow I got caught off guard by multiple questions. The ending and the words I was given truly make me have to reconsider how I view myself.

... I also really wanna punch a nun.

My Secret Word: Fairness

I rarely like to not recommend games, but I can’t recommend this game in good faith anymore. Don’t get me wrong, the actual game is great. The mechanics are fun and the some of the scares are actually good. But the problem is with the developers. You can find what they did in many places, but the one that set it over the edge for me was locking lore behind NFTs. And from what I can tell, that’s one of the less offensive things that developers have done.

Tl;Dr: Another case of an interesting game with a controversial game dev.

Edit: Really? They made it free after I spent $5? I know its not a lot, but I still feel cheated out of my money. Plus chapter 2 is twice the price for the original. I wasn't gonna buy chapter 2 anyway, but to those of you who had to spend $15 on this game unnecessarily, I am sorry for you.