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Baby, you my everything
You all I ever wanted
We could do it real big
Bigger than you ever done it
You be up on everything
Other hoes ain't ever on it
I want this forever
I swear I can spend whatever on it

CSGO is your second wife, you can't get away from her after you install the game, you love her really, but she makes you mad as ♥♥♥♥.

It costs money to divorse her, so you buy skins. Then you get scammed by some little prick on the internet. You buy more because you love and want to ♥♥♥♥ her.

You then sell them to some other kid that has just become addicted, for an underpriced deal because you want money fast for the steam sale. You get taxed by steam, which is basically the kids you have to pay for, cuz you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ her without a condom. She said she was on the pill, but she lied, you offered to pay for the abortion, and now you are stuck with twins and you dont know the difference between.

The sale ends, like the relationship with my ex, you forget you have a ♥♥♥♥ ton of money to spend and nothing to spend it on because your too cheap to pay full price for games. Your money is locked in steam. Its like having tokens for a prostitute, and not spending them cuz she is too expensive.

had some good fun with this brazilian ping player