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This offends me as a vegan transgender hipster Native-American-Indo-Chinese hybrid alien agnostic-atheist German engineer who vapes fairtrade organic decaffeinated compressed and hydrated extra-protein soy breast milk on the regular and does Hindi Kama Sutra naked crossfit yoga 5 times per week. I'm also a nonbinary trigender genderqueer male feminist and identify myself as a pastafarian pansexual genderfluid Apache helicopter dog of mega multi alpha beta gamma delta omega combo god of hyper death who's in a polygamous polyamorous relationship to the chihuahua which helped me cross the border of Mexico because it hates Donald Trump. My dog also walks me to the park and doggy styles me, if you find that weird you're an ignorant arrogant homophobic gender-assuming globaphobic bloodthirsty gun-loving cisgender pansexual bestial sexist racist incestuous white-previlege misogynistic biased objectified raped privileged Nazi slave owner terrorist lesbian

Yeah. I see you, Marshall Bruce Mathers III. You think you’re so tough and rough and buff. Well guess what? I’m MarriedToTheGame. Yeah. Pretty scary name. I see you and your lies. You aren’t a top ten rapper, and I can prove it to you. I am considered to be a legend on the streets, while you whine about how your daddy left you. I challenge you, @eminem , to a freestyle rap battle. If I win, you have to retire and give up your career, and go on the news and announce @MarriedToTheGame is the greatest hip-hop artist of all time, surpassing your heroes and icons. You then have to go on a talk show and admit Kanye West is the greatest hip-hop artist of all time and Jay-Z has the greatest record label of all time. Not only that, you shall make a 8 paragraph long letter talking all about me and all my accomplishments and dashing good looks. What have you done, huh? You walk around, stealing

‘Twas the night before Dickmas🌌🌠😘🍆 and all through the house, BIG ERECTIONS WERE STIRRING, BIGGER THAN A MOUSE. 😩🙌🌵🌭🌽🍆Their big SCHLONGS were hung from their groins with care😊😜🏒 In hopes MAGIC ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥🎪🌈😜 soon would be there😉😝😋 the SLUTS were nestled all snug doing HEAD👄😙😜while visions🤔💭 of RED ❤️🔴DILDOS danced👯💃in their heads😊😴👅 And daddy in his G-STING😉🌚, and I in the SACK🛏🎊😄 had just settled down for a LONG😉📏📕📙 winter’s THWACK‼️🔞🗯😝Send this to 🔟 of your WILDEST SANTA SUCKING SLUTS🎅🙋🙆💃 Get back 🔟, and you’ll get TONS of EGG NOG NUTS this holiday season🗓🍶🍽😋 Get back 5️⃣, and you’ll be an ABOMINABLE SNOW PRUDE😩😰😷🤐 MERRY DICKMAS YOU SUGAR PLUM ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥🍬🍭🍡

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