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How to make a pizza:
Step 1) Get born. You can make a pizza if you aren't alive.
Step 2) Don't die. If you die, you become a ghost, and it's impossible for a ghost to make a pizza.
Step 3) Get proper education. If you don't get a proper education, you can't get employed, witch is crucial to a future step step.
Step 4) Get a drivers licence.
Step 5) Get a job.
Step 6) Get a car.
Step 7) Dive to a store.
Step 8) Ask if they have pizza. If they don't, repeat step 7.
Step 9) Buy a pizza.
Step 10) Go home.
Step 11) If your pizza is cooked, eat it. But if your pizza is frozen, continue to step 12.
Step 12) Open your pizza box.
Step 13) Take the pizza out.
Step 14) Follow directions on box.
Step 15) Take your pizza out. (Use protection on your hand)
Step 16) Turn your oven off.
Step 18) Clean up the mess, and your done!
Step 19) Figure out where step 17 went.
Step 19) Figure out why there are two step 19's
Step 20) Stop reading this and get on with your life.

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