Storhovdingen
Max   Kungalv, Vastra Gotaland, Sweden
 
 
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Rust.

  • wake up on a nice, wide beach
  • walk for some time taking in the scenery
  • meet some guys dressed in what looks like trash, holding some sort of battle sccared AK-47s
  • "YOU THERE, NAKED"
  • I go towards them
  • They tell me to follow them
  • Get brought to a compound with crudely made ISIS flags on it
  • They want me to sing for them
  • I don't dare to say anything
  • They tell me I'm useless, threatening to shocking me with some supposedly new tesla contraption
  • Someone yells "bring him inside the thunderdome instead"
  • waitwhat
  • I meet another prisoner whose also naked and he screams for help
  • his cell door opens and we are told to fight
  • I kill him after an intense battle with rocks
  • everyone chants "ALLAHU AKBAR" in bad middle-eastern accents
  • they bring me outside for air they say
  • bring me out for air they did not
  • I get told to run and that I get a head start of 10 seconds
  • they fired their AKs but missed horribly when I ran back and fourth, zigzagging away into the distance
  • I escape through some thick bush and out into the desert

I later fled syria and picked up a copy of this game, experiencing the same thing.
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Oblivion 29 Nov, 2019 @ 6:35am 
i eat ass
Mystic 28 Nov, 2019 @ 6:06pm 
ligma:steamsad:
JollyBroZ 28 Nov, 2019 @ 10:33am 
Read your rust review, fricking legend