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ㅤ* The difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.
ㅤ* Pete goes for a job on a building site as an odd-job man. The foreman asks him what he can do. "I can do anything" says Pete. "Can you make tea?" asks the foreman. "Sure, yes", replies Pete. "I can make a great cup of tea." "Can you drive a forklift?" asks the foreman, "Good grief!" replies Pete. "How big is the teapot?"
ㅤ* Be careful of your thoughts, they may become words at any moment.
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