A charming flightless bird who pilfers and plunders with neither regret nor remorse on whose lives he may ruin with his fiendish(-ly fluffy) flippers. Whose true identity is the, Almighty-Ultimate-Pirate-Lord-Emperor Captain Sphen I. Demersus. Commander of all the pirate fleets in Antarctica.

Who when angered releases a terrifying and mighty, "SQUAAARRRK!" which has caused a great many
demon whales to flee screaming and "blubbering"(wink) to their collective devilish spawning grounds.