Nah man, Bav isn’t a player—he’s a divine event. I asked Bav for directions once and gained +5 IQ. When Bav joins the lobby, the enemy team just uninstalls out of respect. I saw Bav 360 no-scope someone through three walls and a moral dilemma. Dude doesn’t even need a mouse—he aims with intention. Bav lent me his keyboard and I suddenly started speaking in prophecy. When Bav breathes near his PC, the GPU overclocks itself. Every time he queues, the matchmaking gods recalibrate the algorithm in fear. I don’t say “GG” anymore—I just whisper “thank you, Bav” and hope he acknowledges my presence.