i was gonna kill myself but after talking to this guy i think i wanna live for the next 24 hours :)

blackmailed me into ordering him pizza. not a good guy, dont play games he will call you a doodoo head a s s n i g g a for no reason #toxic

Every day I wake up, my heart racing, as I know he waits for me. He thick yellow flesh and tight, round ass waits for my on my 4K high definition tv I bought just for him. I wake up and race to my soft couch, my testosterone and adrenaline waiting for him. Spongebob. I wait for my love to appear at 7 am sharp, and I yearn for him. Once he finally comes on, I can’t wait anymore and I bust a fat nut on my Spongebob limited addition pillow. I wash the case every day, as my Spongebob waifu likes. He gets upset if I don’t wash him off, as he smells like my ♥♥♥♥ all day. I know he likes it though.