When you fall, I will be there to catch you - With love, the floor.

People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.

It's not important to win, it's important to make the other guy lose.

Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.

Don't worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared!

Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else!

I love my computer because all my friends live inside it!

They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?