-16 Year-Old Boy
Current Rank : SMFC
Highest Rank : Global
Lowest Rank : Silver 2
Favourite Weapon : Tec-9 kappa
Favourite Pro Player : Stewie
Playing since Globals won against Cheaters and DMG´s were insane .
I´m religious , so take that! :

Vater unser auf dem A-SPOT,
Geheiligt werde deine AWP,
dein FRAG komme,
dein HEADSHOT geschehe,
wie in NUKE so auch auf DUST.
Unsere tägliche HE gib uns heute.
Und vergib uns unsere TEAMKILLS,
wie auch wir vergeben unseren TEAMMATES.
Und führe uns nicht zum CHEATEN,
sondern erlöse uns von den FLAMERN.
Denn dein ist das AIM und die TAKTIK
und die FRAGGEILHEIT in Ewigkeit.



-Worst AWP in the world


PHS:

-Best Teamkiller
-Most T0xic player
-alcoholic
-noone is better in COD , unless he´s cheating
-Biggest Trash talker in Csgo-smurf History
-Most On/Off relationships in the school
-fan of the reserves maps
-1st to beg for skins if someone wins on a betting site


Mike:

-Last player alive
-Most skins
-McPvP-QQ-Legend Rogue is still alive ( die chips waren de_licious ;)

Johann1414 aka. Springer:

-Most useless person
-some language issues ( even in German, but not in Russian )
-Main AWP kappa
-Deagle Pro kappa
-helped me going through the silver days as a translator for russians
-got boosted to supreme by a 50-bomb

TBAT:

-Braver Drifter
-Best Entery-Fragger
-Pistol Pro
-Sexiest beard
-In the recent upadate the Mag-7 was removed and the Schwaig-7 has been introduced

Priime :

-Never Playing , never ever hacking CSGO-Legend
-James Bond 0-0-7
-Sexiest Person alive (when he is alive)
-Wominizer
-Found his Cheerleader

TheHenkill :

-Most serious Csgo-Player
-Best smoke on Dust2 ; make a tutorial plzzzzz
-He was my neighboor in school , he carried me through grade9 :D


Achselkratzer :

-GoldE <3
-He´s able to learn 100+ Songtexts by mind , but not even 2 vocabularys
-Funniest Guy
-Best Freeestyler

Movkus:

-Best Five-Seven Player i know
-Always at the place at the right time
-Nuked-Out Sweater
-52 years old kid
-McPvP-Mod of the month

Userme:

-Main AWP
-Hyped Player
-Best Deagle-Spray-Controll
-Kangaroo-♥♥♥
-Most Force-Buys in Eco-Rounds
-Most talented Flamer in Germany

Cheeky:[/u]

-I dont know him .
-I dont like him .
-I dont want him .
-BUT! How deep is his love ? Is it like the ocean ?


Movkus lagging like ♥♥♥♥ in Ts3
Userme: Movkus sounds like R2D2 on cocain xD


A spark of hope is good, as long as it is under controll