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-- Tom Lehrer
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The Sixth Commandment of Frisbee:
The greatest single aid to distance is for the disc to be going in a
direction you did not want. (Goes the wrong way = Goes a long way.)
-- Dan Roddick
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It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have
been searching for evidence which could support this.
-- Bertrand Russell
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Poorman's Rule:
When you pull a plastic garbage bag from its handy dispenser package,
you always get hold of the closed end and try to pull it open.
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A man with one watch knows what time it is.
A man with two watches is never quite sure.
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Don't plan any hasty moves. You'll be evicted soon anyway.
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Harrison's Postulate:
For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
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Most people eat as though they were fattening themselves for market.
-- E.W. Howe
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