🍥TIDE🌀PODS🍥TIDE🌀PODS🍥 IN MY TUMMY💯 🤗🤗 THEY MAKE ME FEEL☝️⏫GOOD 🤯😌😇 BUT MY STOMACH'S GETTIN' RUMBLY 🤪🤢🤮🤮🤮 I WENT TO THE ⚕️🚑🏥 DOCTOR 😱🏥 N THE DOCTOR SAID 👨‍⚕️🖕" NO MORE 🍥TIDE🌀PODS🍥 OR YOU'LL 🙅 ♥♥♥♥ 💩THE ⚰️BED" 💀☠️☠️

The thing I really like about Planes is that we learn that WWII happened in the Cars universe. Which means there was a Cars Hitler, a Cars holocaust, a Cars Pacific War, a Cars D-Day, a Cars nuking of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, a Cars Rape of Nanking, a Cars Battle of Iwo Jima...

This leads to so many important questions, like: were the Cars Little Boy and Fat Man nukes sentient? Was it a suicide mission? Are ALL Cars nuclear weapons sentient? Did Tsar Bomba have a personality? What kind of car was Car Hitler? A VW? A forklift?

Was there a Cars 9/11? Were the planes hijacked, or were the planes themselves radicalized? I could go on

Edit: I just realized a Cars 9/11 gives a whole new layer of meaning to the phrase "let's roll"

hey guys last night

snickers

i stuck a win bottle in my vagin

muffled laughter

but then i got drunk because of the wine in my vagin

hearty laffs

and THEN two guys started spitroasting me!

full on laughter

so i started deep-throating a big ass weenie

laughter starts exceeding 90 decibels

and then i got high and raped a guy

laughter is close to approaching 130 decibels

BUT THEN

everyone in a 3km radius has blown out eardrums, the pain threshold is exceeded and quickly increases

CHECK THIS

the military is preparing for the final solution, as now the laughter is a national threat

NO SERIOUSLY

the whole earth is shaken by the loudness of the laughter, like millions of earthquakes around the planet, the human race is taken hostage by Amy Schumer

I SWALLOD THE CUMMIES

Morons in this chat will copy anything you say if it's long enough. They won't even read the entire message. They just see a paragraph of text and instinctually copy it and paste it as if they wrote it themselves. It's actually sad how brain dead you people can be, copying and pasting things that have no meaning only because it caught your attention.

*SWAT kicking down my meth lab door* GET ON THE GROUND! Me(with cat ears on): oh noyeszz!! sowwy mistur gubberment ;'3 can i haz weduced sentence foar compwaience? SWAT guy:*shoots me in the head*

That moment when you ask Mitchel how his day was https://youtu.be/PBqxeYCJ4ho?t=1172