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Our pasta, who art in a colander, draining be your noodles. Thy noodle come, Thy sauce be yum, on top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day, our garlic bread, …and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trample on our lawns. And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us some pizza, for thine is the meatball, the noodle, and the sauce, forever and ever. R’amen.

Processor AMD A10-7700K Radeon R7, 10 Compute Cores 4C+6G
Manufacturer AMD
Speed 3.4 GHz
Number of Cores 4
Video Card Geforce GTX 1060
Manufacturer ATI
Chipset AMD Radeon R7 200 Series
Dedicated Memory 2.1 GB
Total Memory 4.0 GB
Memory 8 GB
Operating System Microsoft Windows 10 (build 9200), 64-bit
Service Pack 0
Size 64 Bit
Edition Basic
Display Maximum Resolution 1776 x 1000
DVD Optiarc DVD RW AD-7203S
CD Optiarc DVD RW AD-7203S