can we honestly e date? you’re so beautiful. You always make me laugh, you always make me smile. You literally make me want to become a better person... I really enjoy every moment we spend together. My time has no value unless its spent with you. I tell everyone of my irls how awesome you are. Thank you for being you. Whenever you need someone to be there for you, know that i’ll always be right there by your side. I love you so much. I don’t think you ever realize how amazing you are sometimes. Life isn’t as fun when you’re not around. You are truly stunning. I want you to be my soulmate. I love the way you smile, your eyes are absolutely gorgeous.

yes i bought a hentai game, yes im enjoying playing it keeps the morbid thoughts that plague me in this world. Yes i do recommend you try and play it for yourself, its immersive and fun 10/10

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babe, i'm breaking up with you. it's not you, you were poggers. it's me, i'm omegalul. im sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done, i've just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months, it's time to end it, no kappa.

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benefits of being friends with me:
- Significantly bigger penis
- shorter lifespan
- Instantly attracts all people and animals within 1000 meters
- Grants access to Nirvana

*results may vary*