Recent reviews by TurtleTurtle (BaconBadger)

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BOOP BOOP

i dont know if ive ever said NO to a game before

im one of the most generous people in terms of opinions and easy to please

I just want to know what Monkey designed this game

YOU ALREADY HAD A WORKING SOLUTION IN VICKY 2

I JUST HAD A CIVIL WAR IN GAME WHICH KILLED ME, LESS THAN 30 MINUTES INTO THE GAME

BC... bc... bc THE PEOPLE

WANTED DEDICATED POLICE AND SOMEHOW MAGICALLY BC OF ILLEGITIMATE GOVERNMENTS I COULDNT GIVE IT TO THEM. THE PEOPLE OF THE PARTY WERE IN REBELLION NOT THE BLOODY SENATORS YOU GAME DEV GUYS. THEY OBVIOUSLY COULDVE PASSED A DEDICATED POLICE LAW HAVING COMPLETE CONTROL INSTEAD OF INSISTING ON A CIVIL WAR OVER IT. WHY IS IT EVERY TIME I COME BACK TO THIS GAME I HAVE TO TRY AGAIN AND AGAIN TO HAVE FUN. VICKY 2 WORKED.

im only angry bc i came back after months, to try it out after this new DLC update and such, and somehow now its worse. going back to VICKY 2. get your heads on straight, fire people if you have to, make the new DLC free to keep people, do something, pull people, this is a shame on the name of paradox, FFS i like impertor Rome, and i dislike this game, ffs that shouldnt be a stance but JESUS DUDE. ID RATHER PLAY THE OLD NAPOLEON ABOMINATION GAME THAN THIS

EDIT:

I know yall designed this game like this to appease or attract the young, full of heart people, the bleeding hearts of the generation who want to change the world and such. who care more about economics and politics than war but you forget your place. WE COME HERE FOR THE WAR WITH A NICE DASH OF OTHER STUFF. IF YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE A GAME THAT IS FOCUSED AROUND POLITICS AND ECONOMICS IT BETTER NOT FEEL LIKE "CHORE AND BABYSITTING SIMULATOR" IT BETTER FFS BE A DARN GOOD ECONOMIC AND POLTIICALS SIMULATION.

want to fix this game?

abandon trying to attract the bleeding hearts, and "heroes" of our generation
the people with weak soft weak hands, and slumped shoulders

bring back the units for combat right,

pull back in all the political and economic stuff until you can get it working well, then add back to it

and thats it, youd have a winning recipe

DID YOU NOT EVER HEAR ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED TO "NEW" COKE

PEOPLE WANTED OG COCACOLA

PUT A FREAKING DRESS AND MAKEUP ON VICKY 2, GIVE HER A KISS OUT THE DOOR AND TELL HER YOU LOVE HER AND LET HER GO FOR A RIDE WITH ME

cause vicky 3 isnt even getting invited on a date unless im desperate and itll literally be out of sympathy that i touch her at all again

youre welcome

Pretty dang good, great potential, i especially like doing some singeplayer and enjoying the chill gameplay with some decent AI, lots of potential for sure

good

Its good

mepp

blep

good time fam