It's Mahover
the bron jame
Tuvalu
Own weapons of mass destruction for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my Gadsden flag and the nuclear codes. Poison the first man with anthrax, he's dead on the spot. Fire my ICBM on the second man, miss him entirely because it's Korean and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the gas canisters at the top of the stairs filled with mustard gas, "Tally ho lads" the mustard gas melts the two men’s skin, the smell and extra fog set off fire alarms. Press the red button and nuke the last terrified rapscallion. He disintegrates as the entire neighborhood gets engulfed in the atomic blast. Just as the founding fathers intended.
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Own weapons of mass destruction for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my Gadsden flag and the nuclear codes. Poison the first man with anthrax, he's dead on the spot. Fire my ICBM on the second man, miss him entirely because it's Korean and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the gas canisters at the top of the stairs filled with mustard gas, "Tally ho lads" the mustard gas melts the two men’s skin, the smell and extra fog set off fire alarms. Press the red button and nuke the last terrified rapscallion. He disintegrates as the entire neighborhood gets engulfed in the atomic blast. Just as the founding fathers intended.
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Red Giant
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vini 19 Dec, 2024 @ 5:03pm 
this 97 year old gamer still drives trucks the old fashioned way
ngeezy 19 Dec, 2024 @ 6:08am 
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UniversalStars 23 Nov, 2023 @ 11:09pm 
‼️ITS🍗 SPANKSGIVING 🍂 ♥♥♥♥♥‼️On this day 🗓 many years ago 😮 the SLUTTY 👠 PILGRIMS 🎩 sailed ⛵️ across the ASSlantic 🌊 HOEcean in a quest 👀to find 🔎 more 😍 ♥♥♥♥♥ 🍆 to SUCK! 👅 Together with the 😈 NAUGHTY 😈 NATIVES 👹, they gathered 👫 around the dinner table 🍽 and had 🎉 our nation’s very 1️⃣st GANG BANG! 👯‍♀️👯👯‍♂️ We honor 🙌🏻 their ORGY 😮 every year 📆 by giving THANKS 🙏🏼 to all 🥰 that’s important ❤️ to us: Family 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦, Friends 👬, Freedom 🇺🇸, and ♥♥♥♥! 🍆🌽👅 So grab your BUNS, 🍞✊👉👌squeeze those BREASTS, 🍗🔥🤲 and shove a cornaCOPIOUS 🌽🌽 amount of ♥♥♥♥ 🍆 😩 into that hungry 😮 hungry HOLE! 🕳💓👅 Ladies 👯‍♀️, just like your 🦃 THOTSgiving 🦃 turkey, it’s time ⏰ to throw your legs 🤸🏼‍♀️in the air 🤸🏼‍♀️and prepare to get ➡️ STUFFED 🙀!
vini 29 Sep, 2023 @ 9:40pm 
+rep. This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills
ngeezy 30 Aug, 2023 @ 1:47pm 
I am hot crazy! It was me who sucked off those strangers! They all had 12 to 16s. Then I got gangbanged like the Magna Carta signing. As if I could ever pass that up. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn't resist it. I– I blew someone on the tracks, I got that slut at the coffee shop to grind on me. You think this is something? You think this is hot? This? This debauchery? I've done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to get hard like that? No! I orchestrated it! SLUT CHUCK! I defecated through a sunroof! And I flashed him! And I would do it again. I made him real firm! What was I thinking? He'll never say no. He'll never say no! He wanted my 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of my drawers! He touched my Jimmy! I touched his throbbing Jimmy! Feeling it with my eyes closed! And he was just a lawyer!? What a thick ♥♥♥♥! I should've ♥♥♥♥♥♥ him when I had the chance! And you – you have to ♥♥♥♥ him! You-
MaysonD 8 Aug, 2023 @ 8:44pm 
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