UPDATE: CRISIS AVERTED P*** DROPLETS NEUTRALIZED

I've come to make an announcement; Sony Corporation are a bunch of b****a** motherf***ers, they p***ed on my f***ing game. Thats right, they took their greedy corporate d*** out and they p***ed on my f***ing game, and they said their d*** was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my steam dot com, Sony Corporation, you've got a small d***, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO PSN, NO DATA LEAKS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. They f***ed my game so guess what? I'm gonna f*** Super Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER P***! Except I'm not gonna P*** on the super earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M P***ING ON THE REVIEWS! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, YOSHIDA? I PISSED ON THE REVIEWS YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE UNTIL JUNE 4TH BEFORE THE P*** DROPLETS HIT THE F***ING SUPER EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I P*** ON YOU TOO.

UPDATE: CRISIS AVERTED P*** DROPLETS NEUTRALIZED I've come to make an announcement; Sony Corporation are a bunch of b****a** motherf***ers, they p***ed on my f***ing game. Thats right, they took their greedy corporate d*** out and they p***ed on my f***ing game, and they said their d*** was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my steam dot com, Sony Corporation, you've got a small d***, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO PSN, NO DATA LEAKS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. They f***ed my game so guess what? I'm gonna f*** Super Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER P***! Except I'm not gonna P*** on the super earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M P***ING ON THE REVIEWS! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, YOSHIDA? I PISSED ON THE REVIEWS YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE UNTIL JUNE 4TH BEFORE THE P*** DROPLETS HIT THE F***ING SUPER EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I P*** ON YOU TOO.