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12.6 hrs em registo
The game starts so well and falls off just as fast. The gameplay barely passes as 'enjoyable' if you ignore how clunky the controls and QTE's can be, though you get to murder Somalians for a whole chapter which is nice because killing animals isn't something you get to do too often in video games. The story has little to complain about either, at least for a one time playthrough, Aiden can be a real bro and that one token black dude is pretty chill.

For the cons...where do I start? This game feels like it was made by a humiliation fetish having cuckold. Nearly every encounter you have with any character leads to them kicking you in the shins and then spitting on you. That could fit fine and dandy in an actual well written story but no, that's literally all there is to it. You meet someone, they are nice except oops they're not and now you have to sit and listen to 10 second snippet of Ellen Page crying on repeat until you proceed. How does the game remedy this? They throw you some dialogue options to be more "distant" but ultimately you're on some thick train tracks and you're going to get to know someone whether you wanted to or not.
At this point I'm too unbothered to say much more so I'll just add that this game forces a relationship on you (mid teens - early 20's female) by a dude 10 or so years your senior who, among other things, lies to you; resulting in you killing many (presumably) innocent ""people."" The main character is obviously upset by this and NO MATTER how many times you reject his advances you WILL still "fall in love" and get kissed multiple times while you are unconscious. Also another huge gripe of mine is that Aiden is somehow immensely overpowered and also insanely useless A LOT of the time. Some may say "b-but they explained it because he's weak when she's weak!" or some other ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ reason, when in actuality it's just beyond lazy story writing.

Long story short: game is mid. Beyond mid if you will. If you can play this coop so you and a friend can laugh at how trashy this game can get then that's where I'd make a recommendation but if not just watch a youtube playthrough
Publicado a 14 de Outubro de 2024.
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10.6 hrs em registo
One of the biggest pieces of garbage I've ever had the misfortune of playing. TERRIBLE story. TERRIBLE gameplay. Mediocre voice acting at times - "Jason... Jason... JAY-SUN!" God AWFUL controls. TERRIBLE camera angles. HUGE plot holes. GOOFY if not downright DISGUSTING character models at times. Random and common CTD's. I could write paragraphs for how ♥♥♥♥♥♥ this game is but if I did that I think I'd spend more time than the developers cared to spend on anything but the motion tracking.

You have 4 main characters:
Ethan: Lil bro managed to not only place himself in a coma, let one of his sons die, get divorced, then ALSO let a serial killer kidnap his other son in broad daylight. EXTREME beta male energy.

Norman: Extremely off-brand, dollar store Connor from D:BH. Bland, boring, must have ate too many butterfingers before any given mission because this man simply cannot hold onto a firearm.

Madison: Finds a dude with broken ribs and cuts outside trashy motel. Patches him up then hypothesizes he's a child serial killer - Yup, she has sex with him later

Scott: Honestly not a bad main character, if you ignore he gets threatened into being private detective-partners by a crack ♥♥♥♥♥ (yes she also has a romantic relationship with him)

The only two things I have to say positive is that you get some low polygon ass n tiddies for about 15 seconds and it has some hilarious facial animations at times that give comedic effect, I'm not sure if they are intentional or not.

Just watch a playthrough of this on YouTube and save yourself the time and money
Publicado a 12 de Outubro de 2024.
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This piece of ♥♥♥♥ game crashed to desktop from changing settings and now it crashes upon startup.
Publicado a 18 de Agosto de 2024.
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52.1 hrs em registo (48.9 horas no momento da análise)
doesn't matter whether or not the game is good, you should hold off from buying this until CDPR overhauls practically every single mechanic of the game. There is dozens of things that were promised and shown in trailers only for them to be complete absent. It feels like the game was produced by an indie company that had access to high quality textures. It's so obvious that 80% of the game they visioned was cut out and they didn't bother mentioning it before millions of people bought the game
Publicado a 14 de Dezembro de 2020.
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Publicado a 9 de Junho de 2015.
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