Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* I have never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don’t listen, they don’t come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they’re home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.
ㅤ* The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
ㅤ* You should work eight hours, play eight hours and sleep eight hours. But not the same eight hours.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ hehehehehehehehe

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𝑯𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒂 𝒈𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒕 𝒘𝒆𝒆𝒌

Good guy :3